id be glad to
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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