found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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