idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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