He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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