No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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