Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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