Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
