absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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