you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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