i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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