In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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