i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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