i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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