doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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