You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Blood and glitter go together right?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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