Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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