forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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