Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night