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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Did you just throw up mid-sentence?

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(202): Did you just throw up mid-sentence? http://tfl.nu/vo8s

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(323): View more from California

Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.

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(323): Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong. http://tfl.nu/sxrt

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(416): View more from Ontario

I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know

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(416): I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know http://tfl.nu/hsw7

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(916): View more from California

They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.

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(916): They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door. http://tfl.nu/s1xt

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(214): View more from Texas

he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.

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(214): he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day. http://tfl.nu/ey19

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.

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(513): I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY. http://tfl.nu/5vxl

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...

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(774): Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face... http://tfl.nu/rmtg

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(949): View more from California

Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter

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(949): Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter http://tfl.nu/gh1h

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(301): View more from Maryland

no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.

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(301): no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue. http://tfl.nu/bg75

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(770): View more from Georgia

How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.

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(770): How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels. http://tfl.nu/5lg6

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(517): View more from Michigan

Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.

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(517): Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B. http://tfl.nu/djpk

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(302): View more from Delaware

I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.

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(302): I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not. http://tfl.nu/ul0b

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(707): View more from California

Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer

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(707): Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer http://tfl.nu/jesn

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(989): View more from Michigan

saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?

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(989): saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right? http://tfl.nu/f0vf

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(970): View more from Colorado

There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.

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(970): There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway. http://tfl.nu/ao1h

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