Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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