My brain says no but my pants say off.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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