we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
