If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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