He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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