everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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