i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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