What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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