walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
The struggles of a small town man whore
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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