hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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