Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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