wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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