When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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