so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Send help, water and tortillas.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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