Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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