You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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