Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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