hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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