THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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