Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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