My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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