my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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