i just wanna soil my oats bro
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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