i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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