so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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