We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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