Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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