Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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