Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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