Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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