so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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