So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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