i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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