Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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