He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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