Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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