tell your sister to shave her snatch
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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