mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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