i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
its not stalking. its research.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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