OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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